Native language

English (US) Fluent

Country or region they know well
United States
Countries and regions of interest
Korea, Republic Of
Self-introduction
Chuck Norris can pick a bunch of oranges from an apple tree, and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

They once made a Chuck Norris brand of toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steak.

The quickest way to someone's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can do all of these awesome things, but there is one thing I can do better than him... answer your language questions.