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Ah, don't you just love it when you wake up in the morning and your whole room is lit by the sunlight. A few strips of light are coming into the room through the window and you actually can see the dust and what not floating around in them. Well, one such morning, I woke up to the noise coming from the bathroom. Wait, actually, it was freaking 3 am. It turned out that all that beautiful stuff was a part of my innocent dream, which quickly turned into nightmarish reality, after I got stirred awake by that god-awful metallic clatter.I tried to reach for the alarm clock to see what time it was, but couldn't move my left arm at all. I fell into a state of panic for a few seconds,before I realized that I must had slept on on my arm for at least an hour. So, it must had cut off my hand's blood circulation while I was asleep. The noise had gotten even louder, and I couldn't really tell what the source of it was.My first guess was that maybe someone had broken into my house and was searching for anything valuable to steal.So, I got off my bed slowly, reached for a metal baseball bat underneath my bed, that my sister bought me a year ago, and started tip-toeing toward the bathroom, trying not to breathe too loud.What I immediately noticed and what seemed weird to me was the fact that the light was not on. Usually when it's on, you can see some of it coming out from beneath the door.I thought maybe they had a flashlight or even a pair of some kinda night vision goggles. I really didn't know what to expect.I finally approached the door and as I reached out for the knob, a sudden noise from the inside, even louder than before, had me almost jump out of my skin. "What could it possibly be?", I thought to myself. Without thinking twice, I grabbed the knob, turned it and pulled the door, but it wouldn't budge. I remembered that I locked it yesterday, after I took a shower and brushed my teeth.The key was in the right pocket of my nightgown, so I reached for it and unlocked the door. The light was off indeed. I immediately flicked the light switch on and found nothing unusual. Nobody was there.I didn't start questioning my sanity or anything like that,so I immediately began checking everything in the room.I was more than sure that I definitely heard something give off a metallic rattling noise at least a few times.To my surprise and bafflement, everything was just fine.But then I noticed that something was literally missing. There was more free space in the bathroom now.Of course...my front loader...It just...disappeared. I thought that whoever had just been here had managed to get outside with my washing machine.I grabbed the flashlight and ran outside. What I witnessed next was surreal.I shined my flashlight at some bushes that I had noticed were moving.Behind them was my washer, ripping apart a human body and throwing the chunks of meat into its drum, which was spinning at an impossible speed.There were what looked like sharp, crooked teeth all over the inside of the drum.I couldn't believe it. My washer had come to live and turned into a fucking meat grinder.Then, it noticed the light and quickly turned around and just as it did, I threw the flashlight away into the neighboring backyard.It jumped over the fence in one leap and smashed the flashlight into pieces. It bought me some time to find a place to hide... Does this sound natural?

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