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Peanuts Jokes. Could you help me understanding peanuts jokes below?

1Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks? A: The Shell station!

2 Q: How do you catch an elephant? A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!

3Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts? A: Garden hose!

4 Q: Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks? A: The Snack Bar! Two peanuts were walking down a road One was assaulted

5Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? A: An astronut!

6Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

7Q. How is a dumb blonde like peanut butter? A. They spread for the bread.

8Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: Because she's nuts!

9Q: What did the apple say to the peanuts? A: You're Nuts!

10Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant? A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk

11Q: Why are people in Illinois having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

12Q) What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? A) I can't peanut butter my cock down your throat!

13Q: What kind of nuts hang? A: wallnuts.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/food...

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